Live Chat Has Been Paused for a Very Important Nap

Original cat comedy · Short read · Fiction

Human: Hello? Is anybody there?

Noodle: Thank you for contacting feline support. Your estimated wait time is one nap.

Human: How long is that?

Noodle: Nap length depends on several factors, including cushion quality and whether anyone opens a cupboard.

Human: I need to know why you keep sitting on my keyboard.

Noodle: A representative will be with you shortly.

Human: You are the representative. You are also on my keyboard right now.

Noodle: We appreciate your patience.

Human: I haven’t expressed any patience.

Noodle: We appreciate the opportunity for patience.

At this point the chat window contained twenty-seven identical letters, produced by Noodle’s left side. The human interpreted this as a system failure. Noodle considered it a detailed response.

When he finally stood up, the human had finished work on her phone. The keyboard was available again, but no longer interesting.

Support marked the issue resolved through alternative access. A survey followed, asking whether the human would recommend the service to other people attempting to use a computer.

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