Cat Guides & Stories
Dear Vacuum, This Relationship Is Strictly Prof...
Dear Vacuum, I understand your role in the household. You arrive, make an announcement nobody requested, and remove evidence that I have been here.
Dear Vacuum, This Relationship Is Strictly Prof...
Dear Vacuum, I understand your role in the household. You arrive, make an announcement nobody requested, and remove evidence that I have been here.
Dear Phone, You Have Had Enough Attention
Dear Phone, I have reviewed the amount of time the human spends looking at you. It is excessive, particularly given your limited ability to purr.
Dear Phone, You Have Had Enough Attention
Dear Phone, I have reviewed the amount of time the human spends looking at you. It is excessive, particularly given your limited ability to purr.
Dear Black Trousers, Consider This a Collaboration
Dear Black Trousers, You arrived in the household looking very certain of your own color. I have contributed a few pale hairs to broaden the composition.
Dear Black Trousers, Consider This a Collaboration
Dear Black Trousers, You arrived in the household looking very certain of your own color. I have contributed a few pale hairs to broaden the composition.
Dear Alarm Clock, We Are Not Colleagues
Dear Alarm Clock, I understand that you believe we share a profession. Both of us occasionally encourage the human to wake up.
Dear Alarm Clock, We Are Not Colleagues
Dear Alarm Clock, I understand that you believe we share a profession. Both of us occasionally encourage the human to wake up.
Dear Human, Your Meeting Could Have Been a Nap
Dear Human, I observed your meeting from the chair beside your desk. Several people spoke, yet nobody moved the blanket or opened a useful cupboard.
Dear Human, Your Meeting Could Have Been a Nap
Dear Human, I observed your meeting from the chair beside your desk. Several people spoke, yet nobody moved the blanket or opened a useful cupboard.
Letters from Your Mildly Disappointed Cat
Clementine has put her concerns in writing, at least in this imaginary correspondence. Her ten letters address the human, the clock, the laundry, and other parties failing to appreciate the...
Letters from Your Mildly Disappointed Cat
Clementine has put her concerns in writing, at least in this imaginary correspondence. Her ten letters address the human, the clock, the laundry, and other parties failing to appreciate the...